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Does one really need to chomp down on antarctic sized ice cubes while sitting in the library? I think not… I highly doubt anyone in here, most working on midterms and homework, wish to hear you slopping your spit and devouring the ice mounds in your cup one at a time… I understand you need your daily dose of creeping friends on your pathetic F-book account but I’m 98% sure you can do it without the ice…

I always find it as an enjoyable part of my day to watch all the students walk up to the school library pure glass doors, pull on them ALL (I guess if the main one is locked the one all the way at the end may be open-in their perfect world perhaps), look inside (magic dog that opens doors-hope he lives in there), stare at the ground (if you’re praying to God to open them so you can print your homework… he’s in the opposite direction), and then finally turn to me all sad and frustrated but then smile and ask “when does the library open?”….

I am quite sure that i’m not giving you the Nobel Prize expression, but I answer with as much fake care as I can. However, when I point to the brightly lit sign on the wall next to the door that states the times for the library I’m probably giving you the ‘Thank you for being slow and getting you college education here’ look.

Please be aware of your surroundings before you make an ass of yourself!

Dear girl sitting on the bus trying to get a ride across the street while holding a diet pop and low calorie snacks, I don’t think you’re really understanding it. Just saying.

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

A bathtub is the best inanimate object, to a child it can be the deepest part of the ocean, an adult the most relaxing moment of their day, an artist the inspiration for a series of designs, an author the scene of the best murder ever, a scientist the beginning of many experiments, and to the small goldfish looking out from his pebbled circular abode… a giant world all to himself.